dappermouth:

anytime someone from England orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

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superbellsubways:

collecting these types of images like pokemon cards

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husband:

husband:

I hate making these posts but my molar broke and the nerve is exposed and I need $45 to afford the uber to my emergency exam later today 🙏🏻 please anything helps

Paypal.me

Ko-fi

THANK U KISSING U 🙏🏻💙

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supermariomamafucker:

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

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seaside-werewolf:

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

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speedlimit15:

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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redsparrow12:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

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charlottan:

charlottan:

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

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